A Touch Of Humor: June 2026

Friday, June 5, 2026

“I look like the result of a science experiment where they tried to cross an Irishman with a string bean.”

—Conan O'Brien

“I think the worst thing about being lazy is how much work it takes to avoid work.”

—Jim Gaffigan

“If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work.”

—George Carlin

“I’m at the age where happy hour is a nap.”

—Unknown

“I bought wrinkle cream. The instructions said, ‘For best results, start 20 years ago.’”

—Unknown