A Touch Of Humor

 “Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.”

– Cullen Hightower

A Touch Of Humor

My whole family is nuts. I remember my aunt. She used to make embroidered inspirational pillows. Yeah. One day she smothered my uncle with one of them. The last thing he saw coming at him was 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life.'

Karen Rontowski

A Touch Of Humor

I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.

Emo Phillips

A Touch Of Humor

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced earlier this week his foundation will open its first preschool called The Bezos Academy. Big deal. Netflix has been running a preschool in my living room for months.

Seth Meyers

A Touch Of Humor

And my wife, she's a beauty. I told her I'm seeing a psychiatrist. She told me she's seeing a psychiatrist, a bar tender and two plumbers.

Rodney Dangerfield

A Touch Of Humor

“I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.”

—Jerry Seinfeld

A Touch Of Humor

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.

Will Rogers