Thursday, August 13, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

A successful politician is someone gifted at telling tall tales and convincing others they’re true.

With Love To All - Dick

Wednesday, August 12, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

Well guys, here’s some big news! It was announced today that there’s a new vaccine to treat the coronavirus!

Sort of!

Russia now claims to have a coronavirus vaccine, which is great. Because if there’s one thing I know about Russia they never lie about drug tests.

Jimmy Fallon

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

Covid is causing drama in America’s proud naked community because now “… nudist resorts … are ... requiring masks.” [The Wall Street Journal]. I will say, if before all this you had told me nudists would be forced to cover up for public health – the mouth would not be the orifice I assume was the problem.”

Stephen Colbert

Monday, August 10, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

“There are really only three types of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who say, What happened?”
― Ann Landers (Advice Columnist)

Friday, August 7, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

Now there's a seven-day waiting period to buy a gun. Who can stay mad that long?

Emo Phillips

Thursday, August 6, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

Humor courtesy of my friend Tom Brown
This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you who will become seniors.
"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"
The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, "Well, shit, that explains why no one was at church either."

Wednesday, August 5, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

I don’t get no respect from anyone. Last week my house was on fire. My wife told the kids, be quiet, you’ll wake up daddy.

Rodney Dangerfield