Friday, November 15, 2019

A Touch Of Humor

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

David Letterman

Thursday, November 14, 2019

A Touch Of Humor

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”

– Al McGuire

Wednesday, November 13, 2019

A Touch Of Humor

"In the first place, God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards."  - Mark Twain

Tuesday, November 12, 2019

A Touch Of Humor

4 Stages Of Life

1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus
4) You look like Santa Claus

Author Unknown

Monday, November 11, 2019

A Touch Of Humor

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Dave Barry

Friday, November 8, 2019

A Touch Of Humor

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Rodney Dangerfield

Thursday, November 7, 2019

A Touch Of Humor

Dear Reader: This Is From A Real Taco Company Ad

“Every taco is hand-rolled with exotic Mexican spices by genuine Mayan virgins.

Or, Carlos, depending on who's available.”