Friday, January 24, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

Here's something to remember
when you bake a birthday cake ...
"A birthday cake made of beans will blow out its own candles."

Author Unknown

Quote from my friend Tom Brown's Facebook Page.

Thursday, January 23, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

"Jesus was a pot-head - long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter - do the math it all ads up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support."

Ralphie May

Wednesday, January 22, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

“A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.”
― Larry David

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

Rodney Dangerfield

Monday, January 20, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else." - Will Rogers

Friday, January 17, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Phyllis Diller

Thursday, January 16, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

“At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.” – Ann Landers