Friday, January 15, 2021

A Touch Of Humor

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?

Steven Wright

Thursday, January 14, 2021

A Touch Of Humor

I tell you when I was a kid I got no respect, no respect at all. The time I was lost on a beach, a cop helped me look for my parents. I said to the cop, do you think we will find them? He said, I don’t know kid, there are so many places they could hide.

Rodney Dangerfield

Wednesday, January 13, 2021

A Touch Of Humor

Ironic, isn’t it, Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election. And yet, if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That’s democracy for you.

 - Mr. Burns

Tuesday, January 12, 2021

A Touch Of Humor

Some sports news. The NFL regular season is over and for the first time since 2002, the Cleveland Browns are going to the playoffs ... When they heard that they made the playoffs, the Browns were like, ‘There’s more games after the season? They do that every year?’

Jimmy Fallon