Friday, November 17, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

“I have noticed that even 
people who claim everything is pre­determined and that we can do nothing to change it look 
before they cross the road.” —Stephen Hawking, preeminent physicist

Thursday, November 16, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

Homer Simpson

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

Joe Biden said he’s open to running for president if no other Democrats step up. You know your party’s in trouble when someone signs up for president the way you sign up for karaoke.

Jimmy Fallon 

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

“My advice to you is get married: If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.”  —Socrates (Famed Philosopher)

Monday, November 13, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

“The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the kind of people who'd stop to help you change a flat, but would somehow manage to set your car on fire. I would be reluctant to entrust them with a Cuisinart, let alone the economy. The Republicans, on the other hand, would know how to fix your tire, but they wouldn't bother to stop because they'd want to be on time for Ugly Pants Night at the country club” 
― Dave Barry

Friday, November 10, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

"You can have all the money in the world, but there's one thing you will never have ... a dinosaur!".

Homer Simpson

Thursday, November 9, 2017