Papa John’s employees in Washington State were arrested this week for
allegedly delivering cocaine in pizza boxes. Authorities became suspicious
when Papa John’s started getting five-star Yelp reviews that were 47
paragraphs long. Seth Meyers
Thirty-six percent of Americans say that they've heard the voice of God. It's not clear of that 36% how many people are mistaking the voice of God for the voice of Morgan Freeman. That's an easy mistake to make.
“Aside from Velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.” ― Dave Barry