Tuesday, September 19, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

Robin Williams

Friday, September 15, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

Professional children's clowns are upset that the Stephen King movie "It" makes them look like murderers. That's true. And professional murderers are upset that it makes them look like children's clowns.

Conan O'Brien

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it.

Mark Twain

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

“Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.” 
― Dave Barry

Monday, September 11, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

“In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it."

Billy Crystal

Saturday, September 9, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

Murphy's Other 15 Laws (Courtesy of my friend Ben Haney)

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.