Wednesday, January 16, 2019

A Touch Of Humor

Frontier Airlines is encouraging passengers to tip their flight attendants: “How do you tip a flight attendant? What are you supposed to be like? ‘Brett, these peanuts are to die for. And the way you poured a can of ginger ale into this flimsy plastic cup — mwah!’” — JAMES CORDEN

Tuesday, January 15, 2019

A Touch Of Humor

“France’s first nude restaurant is closing Feb. 16 — which means my Valentine’s Day reservation is still good to go! Yeah, you know, nothing quite says ‘love’ like spilling hot clam chowder on my genitals.” — TREVOR NOAH

Monday, January 14, 2019

A Touch Of Humor

RE: The Government Shutdown “Today, federal workers protested the shutdown outside the White House. It didn’t help when Trump rolled down a window and was like, ‘Don’t you have jobs to go to?’” — Jimmy Fallon

Friday, January 11, 2019

A Touch Of Humor

"Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real." --Conan O'Brien

Thursday, January 10, 2019

A Touch Of Humor

"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." —Stephen Colbert

Wednesday, January 9, 2019

A Touch Of Humor

"I remember him now... the man whose name is so perfect for the scandal he was caught up in that it rekindled my faith in God." - John Oliver on Anthony Weiner

Tuesday, January 8, 2019

A Touch Of Humor

“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”
Oscar Wilde