Friday, January 19, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • During a political protest on Capitol Hill today, 82 rabbis were arrested. It’s the first time D.C. police have dispersed a crowd by spraying them with bacon bits. - Conan O'Briend

Thursday, January 18, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

George Carlin

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • On Saturday the word s***hole was projected on to Trump’s D.C. hotel. It got even worse when Motel 6 sued them for copyright infringement. - Jimmy Fallon

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charles M. Schulz ("Peanuts" creator)

Monday, January 15, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Oscar Wilde

Friday, January 12, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • I saw that Princess Charlotte went to her first day of nursery school yesterday. It was a little intimidating for the other kids – like for "Show and Tell," she brought Scotland. - Jimmy Fallon

Thursday, January 11, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Emo Philips