Friday, July 20, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

“Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.”
Charles M. Schulz ("Peanuts" Creator)

Thursday, July 19, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • A couple in Florida are getting married and instead of wedding presents, they've asked for money to buy goats. Even crazier, one couple they invited was like, "Finally, a chance to regift this goat." - Jimmy Fallon

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

Thank God I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where tacos live ...

Author Unknown

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • Researchers in Asia have developed a robot that is capable of assembling furniture from Ikea. Completely true! The robot assembled an Ikea chair in just about 20 minutes. If you think this will save you a lot of time, think again. The first step is, you've got to assemble the robots. - James Corden

Monday, July 16, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • A Republican congressional candidate sent out anti-Semitic messages in a robocall. Of course, anti-Semites are now furious that robots are taking their jobs. - Conan O'Brien

Friday, July 13, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

President Trump arrived in England today and he was greeted by hundreds of angry protesters. Of course, it didn’t help that Trump arrived in England wearing a Croatian soccer jersey. - Conan O'Brien

Thursday, July 12, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

Amazon is raising the price of its prime membership by $20. Which sounds like a lot, until you remember what it feels like to make eye contact with a cashier when you buy a 40-pack of toilet paper.

- Jimmy Fallon