Friday, June 23, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

I read about a couple in Vermont that is selling their house, and part of it extends over the border into Canada. It’s really cool — it has three bedrooms, two baths, and free healthcare.

Jimmy Fallon

A Touch of Humor


A Touch of Humor


Thursday, June 22, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.

Ellen DeGeneres

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

I'd like to acknowledge three people who early on knew Mel Brooks was one of the funniest people in the world. Sid Caesar, me, and Mel Brooks.

Carl Reiner

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

Fox News is dropping its famous tagline, “Fair and Balanced.” Fox News is swapping it for the more accurate tagline, “Paranoia and Ads for Cialis.”

Conan O'Brien

Monday, June 19, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

Fox News is changing its slogan and it turns out they’re not the only TV network that’s getting a new one. For example, Disney Channel’s new slogan is “cheaper than a babysitter.”

Jimmy Fallon