Friday, May 25, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • Strong winds in California recently caused a bouncy house with a child in it to be blown from a backyard and onto a nearby highway. Authorities say the child is OK, and the child said, “Greatest. Bouncy House. EVER.” - Seth Meyers

Thursday, May 24, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

“Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?”
Bill Watterson ("Calvin and Hobbes" Creator)

A Touch Of Humor

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach (Bestselling Author)


Wednesday, May 23, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • The U.S. Postal Service announced on Monday that it will soon issue its first scratch-and-sniff stamps. Finally, a stamp that smells like a real bald eagle. - James Corden

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • 7-Eleven has announced they are going to be offering healthier options for their customers. The CEO said, "We want our customers to live to be as old as one of our hot dogs." - Conan O'Brien

Monday, May 21, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • Last night, a Picasso painting of a naked girl was sold at an auction for $115 million. So, congrats to the middle school boys who all pooled their lunch money together to buy it. - Jimmy Fallon

Thursday, May 17, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

“Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.”

Charles M. Schulz ("Peanuts" Creator)