Wednesday, December 2, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

The national weather service last night issued a rare tornado warning for Manhattan and the Bronx. Though in the case of the Bronx, the warning was for the tornado.

Seth Meyers

Tuesday, December 1, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

New Rule: Neighbors of the Georgia woman who turned her porch into a restaurant for chipmunks must conduct a wellness check. Hey, we all get lonely during a pandemic, but turning your porch into an Applebee’s for rodents? All I know is get there early in the day cause dinner is nuts. 

Bill Maher 

Monday, November 30, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

I heard that a lot of Peloton [stationary bikes] customers are upset because their orders have been delayed for months. Right now customers are like ‘how am I supposed to regret buying this thing if it never comes.’ You can tell Peloton is getting desperate. Today they mailed people a Schwinn with a 9 inch TV duct taped to it.

Jimmy Fallon 

Friday, November 27, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

I love being in my 60s, it’s my favorite decade of human life so far. When you’re in your 60s, people ask you to do something, you just say no. No reason, no excuse, no explanation. I can’t wait for my 70s – I don’t think I’ll even answer.

Jerry Seinfeld

Thursday, November 26, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

It's so simple to be wise ... just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

Homer Simpson

Wednesday, November 25, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

“Whoever said out of sight out of mind never had a spider disappear in the bedroom.”

Author Unknown 

From my sister Lorrie Kazan’s Prosperity Meditation.

Tuesday, November 24, 2020

A Touch Of Humor

The makers of Oreos have announced they’ll offer a gluten-free version of the cookie next year. So if you love the taste of Oreos, these won’t have that.

Seth Meyers