The national weather service last night issued a rare tornado warning for Manhattan and the Bronx. Though in the case of the Bronx, the warning was for the tornado.
New Rule: Neighbors of the Georgia woman who turned her porch into a restaurant for chipmunks must conduct a wellness check. Hey, we all get lonely during a pandemic, but turning your porch into an Applebee’s for rodents? All I know is get there early in the day cause dinner is nuts.
I heard that a lot of Peloton [stationary bikes] customers are upset because their orders have been delayed for months. Right now customers are like ‘how am I supposed to regret buying this thing if it never comes.’ You can tell Peloton is getting desperate. Today they mailed people a Schwinn with a 9 inch TV duct taped to it.