Friday, May 26, 2017

A Touch of Humor

“If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.”

Andy Rooney

Thursday, May 25, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

A 101-year-old man recently became the oldest person to sky dive. At least that’s the explanation coming from United Airlines.

Seth Meyers

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

Marijuana is legal here in California by state law. But it's still technically illegal, according to federal law. So the LAPD, the police, can't arrest you for having pot but an FBI agent can. It's confusing, right? Now imagine trying to understand that while you're high.
Jimmy Kimmel

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

A man in South Dakota is facing obstruction charges after ignoring orders from firefighters and running back into a burning building — twice — to save his beer. Even worse, both times he went back in, he ran right past his wife.
James Corden

Monday, May 22, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

Last week, a man in Washington State tried to get out of drug charges by bribing the policeman with Taco Bell. Um, “nacho” smart. Police got suspicious of narcotics when they saw the man doing 75 miles per hour — he was on foot.
Harry Styles ( Guest Host, The Late Late Show With James Corden)

Friday, May 19, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

Hackers claim that they have a copy of the new “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie, and they are seeking ransom money from Disney. Disney was like, “Go ahead, we just release the same exact movie every time and nobody’s noticed so far.”
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Thursday, May 18, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

This week, a Toyota Land Cruiser set the record as the world’s fastest SUV after reaching 230 mph. Apparently somebody was really late to their kid’s soccer game.
Conan O'Brien