Friday, November 16, 2018

Thursday, November 15, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
Charles M. Schulz ("Peanuts" creator)

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • Lego just revealed that they've made too many bricks over the years and have unsold stockpiles in warehouses. So, I think President Trump just found a solution for his border wall. - Jimmy Fallon

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

“I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.” 
― Steve Martin

Monday, November 12, 2018

Friday, November 9, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield

Thursday, November 8, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • YouTube is planning a "Karate Kid" series that follows the characters 34 years later. The show is entitled "Ralph Macchio's Mortgage Is Due." - Conan O'Brien

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

They say love is more important than money…Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? Dave Chappelle

Tuesday, November 6, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

There’s an old saying about those who forget history. I don’t remember it, but it’s good. 

Stephen Colbert

Monday, November 5, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well I have others.

 Groucho Marx

Saturday, November 3, 2018

Thursday, November 1, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you’ll wind up naked. 

Jerry Seinfeld

A Touch Of Humor

Why don’t they give us things we can actually use? I don’t need a thinner phone. You know what I need? I need a tortilla chip that can support the weight of guacamole. 

Ellen DeGeneres