The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above average drivers.
Thursday, December 29, 2016
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Thursday, December 15, 2016
It’s beginning to feel like Christmas here in Hollywood. There’s gingerbread syrup in our lattes. There’s fake snow in our outdoor shopping malls. Tiny Chihuahuas in Santa hats are peeking out of our Louis Vuitton bags. It’s really a wonderful time of the year.
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
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Thursday, December 8, 2016
United Airlines just announced a new plan where you will have to pay to store a carry-on in the overhead bin. What’s next? “In case of a water landing, your seat can be used as a flotation device for only $129. Major credit cards accepted.”
Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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Saturday, December 3, 2016
Subject: The Art Collector's Wife, courtesy of my friend Ben Haney
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million, and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day.
Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary."