Friday, January 19, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • During a political protest on Capitol Hill today, 82 rabbis were arrested. It’s the first time D.C. police have dispersed a crowd by spraying them with bacon bits. - Conan O'Briend

Thursday, January 18, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

George Carlin

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • On Saturday the word s***hole was projected on to Trump’s D.C. hotel. It got even worse when Motel 6 sued them for copyright infringement. - Jimmy Fallon

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charles M. Schulz ("Peanuts" creator)

Monday, January 15, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Oscar Wilde

Friday, January 12, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • I saw that Princess Charlotte went to her first day of nursery school yesterday. It was a little intimidating for the other kids – like for "Show and Tell," she brought Scotland. - Jimmy Fallon

Thursday, January 11, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Emo Philips

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • This is our first show of the New Year after the holidays. We’re very happy to be back. We actually would have come back last week but marijuana was just legalized here in California so … you know.       James Corden

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

Henny Youngman

Monday, January 8, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I'm always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'

Sydney J. Harris

Friday, January 5, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Navjot Singh Sidhu

Thursday, January 4, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Homer Simpson

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Groucho Marx

Monday, January 1, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Abraham Lincoln