Tuesday, December 11, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

Alaska Airlines might start giving out virtual reality headsets to first-class passengers. Meanwhile, if you're in coach, they just duct tape an in-flight magazine to your forehead.

Jimmy Fallon

Monday, December 10, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.

Abraham Lincoln

Friday, December 7, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party.

Ron White

Thursday, December 6, 2018

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

“The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.” 
― Dave Barry

Tuesday, December 4, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. Groucho Marx

Monday, December 3, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin