I read about a company that's
working on technology that would let your pet video chat with you. It's
fun to get a video chat from your dog, but depressing to watch your cat
decline your call. - Jimmy Fallon
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? why do you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."