Wednesday, August 15, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

[President Donald Trump's new Space Force]  We finally learned about the Space Force chain of command. According to Trump, it’ll go, “E.T., Yoda, then Groot.” - Jimmy Fallon

Tuesday, August 14, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
Charles M. Schulz ("Peanuts" creator)

Monday, August 13, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • Following the launch of his own charter school, nearly 14,000 people have signed an online petition to make LeBron James the secretary of education, even though we already have one. "Who is it now?” asked Betsy DeVos.  - Seth Meyers

Friday, August 10, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • A man in Florida was recently arrested after running into a liquor store with an alligator and chasing people who were shopping there. I'm just going to say it: This emotional support animal thing has officially gone too far. - James Corden

Thursday, August 9, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • The New York Mets suffered their worst loss in franchise history last night losing to the Washington Nationals 25-4. It was so bad that even the ceremonial first pitch was hit for a triple. - Seth Meyers

Tuesday, August 7, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor. Elayne Boosler

Monday, August 6, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

    Some big news here in California: The state’s Supreme Court just blocked an initiative asking people to vote on whether California should be split into three separate states. It’s no coincidence that this proposal came right after the state legalized weed. “Dude, what if California was like... three Californias?” 

    - James Corden

A Touch Of Humor

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

Jerry Seinfeld

Friday, August 3, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

Scientists in Canada are working to create the world's first beer brewed entirely from cannabis. Scientists say they've been working tirelessly from morning to mid-morning.

Seth Meyers

Thursday, August 2, 2018

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.

Bill Murray