Tuesday, October 17, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.”  —Abraham Lincoln

Monday, October 16, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

Amazon just announced that teens can now shop on their parents’ accounts, but the order will only go through if Mom and Dad approve it. Or if they click the button that says, “Mom and Dad approve it.”

Jimmy Fallon

Friday, October 13, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

Thanks to Ben Haney for passing this along.

A Touch Of Humor

Apple CEO Tim Cook is claiming that the $1000 iPhone X is a good value. Cook said, “It’s the last phone you’ll ever need for the next eight months."

Conan O'Brien

Thursday, October 12, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

“Part of [the $10 million] went 
for gambling, horses, and women. The rest I spent foolishly.” —George Raft, film star

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.” 
― Woody Allen

Monday, October 9, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

Google just released a pair of headphones that can translate 40 languages instantly. They say it’s a great way to travel to a new country and find out everyone’s making fun of you.

Jimmy Fallon

Friday, October 6, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

“If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.” 
― Dave Barry

Thursday, October 5, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

I have not failed: I have just found 10,000 ways that won't work

Thomas Edison

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.

George Bernard Shaw

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

"Why is it no-one ever says, 'I think he's down there now smiling up at us.' Apparently, it never occurs to people that their loved ones might be in Hell ... "

George Carlin

Monday, October 2, 2017

A Touch Of Humor

In China, for the first time ever, a robot performed dental surgery without human assistance. Everyone was excited until they remembered that the robot was just supposed to vacuum the living room.

Conan O'Brien