The ad reads:
This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Shepard,
I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife but it turns out she
is allergic to dogs so we are now looking
to find her a new home.
She is 39 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who drives,
doesn't smoke, is a great cook and keeps a good house.
(This humor was shared with us by Ben Haney)