When I was a kid, the biggest food thing that happened to me is when they invented the Pop Tart! The back of my head blew right off! We couldn’t comprehend the Pop Tart it was too advanced!
Breakfast super scientists conceiving of a frosted fruit filled heap of rectangles in the same shape as the box it comes in. And with the same nutrition as the box it comes in too.
And they can’t go stale cause they were never fresh!