Dear Reader: I'm 75-years-of-age, and I would like to share some old age humor from my friend Ben Haney:
"OLD" IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN ... A sexy [lady] catches your fancy and your pace-maker opens the garage door.