All criminals are not that smart. I heard about this guy in L.A., got in a car accident, hit a cop car, and then fled on foot and got hit by a train.
I know, I thought, Dude, how bad are your observation skills? You know? Even Stevie Wonder would have missed the train!
And then I thought the funniest thing was, you know, after he hit the cop car, he had to be thinking to himself, "Man, that's the worst thing that could have happened to me today." Pow! "I stand corrected."