A Touch Of Humor

Thursday, March 26, 2026

“My wife and I have an agreement: I don’t try to run her life, and I don’t try to run mine.”

— Rodney Dangerfield

“My wife and I don’t argue. We just have loud, passionate exchanges of opinion.”

— Bill Burr

“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.”

— Robin Williams

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.”

— Lily Tomlin

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”

— Oscar Wilde

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

— George Carlin

“I like nonsense—it wakes up the brain cells.”

— Dr. Seuss