A Touch Of Humor

Friday, March 20, 2026

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

— George Carlin

“I like nonsense—it wakes up the brain cells.”

— Dr. Seuss

“I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop being idiots.”

— Bill Burr

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

— Dalai Lama

“All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.”

— Red Skelton

“My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong, and she agrees with me.”

— Milton Berle

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

— Groucho Marx