A Touch Of Humor

Friday, February 27, 2026

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”

— Will Rogers

“I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me at home.”

— Rodney Dangerfield

“I don’t trust people who don’t like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person.”

— Bill Murray

“I don’t have a bucket list. I have a ‘to-do before I get too tired’ list.”

— Kathleen Madigan

“I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”

— Steven Wright

“Love is temporary. Compatibility is the real miracle.”

— Chris Rock

“When you’re single, all you see are happy couples. When you’re married, all you see are happy singles.”

— Unknown