I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Henny Youngman
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Friday, September 24, 2021
Thursday, September 23, 2021
A Touch of Humor
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
Steven Wright
https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/steven-wright-quotesWednesday, September 22, 2021
A Touch of Humor
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Robin Williams
https://www.brainyquote.comTuesday, September 21, 2021
A Touch Of Humor
I'm a huge film star, but you have to hurry to the movies because I usually die in the first 15 f***ing minutes. I'm the only guy I know who died in a f***ing Muppet Movie.
Billy Connolly
Monday, September 20, 2021
A Touch Of Humor
If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.
Dear Abby (Advice Columnist)
Dear Abby (Advice Columnist)
Friday, September 17, 2021
A Touch of Humor
Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
Yogi Berra
brainyquote.comThursday, September 16, 2021
A Touch of Humor
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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