Thursday, January 26, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 “I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.”

― Arthur C. Clarke

Wednesday, January 25, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 “When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”

― Mark Twain

Tuesday, January 24, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 “Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”

― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit

Monday, January 23, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 “History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”

― Winston S. Churchill

Friday, January 20, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 “Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”

― Steven Wright

Thursday, January 19, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 “Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”

― Dr. Seuss

Wednesday, January 18, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 “Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!”

― George Carlin