A Touch Of Humor

Friday, March 6, 2026

“They tell you to put your oxygen mask on first before helping others. Which is exactly how I treat relationships.”

— Whitney Cummings

“Hotel pillows are either rocks or marshmallows.”

— Jim Gaffigan

“Nothing bonds strangers like complaining about traffic.”

— Wanda Sykes

“Couples don’t fight. They just passionately explain why they’re right.”

— Bill Burr

“Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.”

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”

— Will Rogers

“I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me at home.”

— Rodney Dangerfield