A Touch Of Humor

Thursday, November 5, 2026

"The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen."

Sarah Brown (19th–20th Century) (Writer and Humorist)

"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."

Often Attributed to E. Joseph Cossman (1918 - 2002) (American Entrepreneur and Author; Attribution Uncertain)

"I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear."

Woody Allen (1935 - ) (American Filmmaker, Writer, Actor, and Comedian)

"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."

Leo J. Burke (20th Century) (American Writer and Humorist)

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like."

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935) (American Humorist, Actor, and Cowboy Philosopher)

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."

Tom Clancy (1947 - 2013) (American Novelist and Bestselling Author of Political Thrillers)

"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."

Milton Berle (1908 - 2002) (American Comedian, Actor, and Television Pioneer)