A Touch Of Humor

Friday, February 20, 2026

“Love is temporary. Compatibility is the real miracle.”

— Chris Rock

“When you’re single, all you see are happy couples. When you’re married, all you see are happy singles.”

— Unknown

“I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary. She said, ‘Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace.’ So I got her nothing.”

— Henny Youngman

“You don’t realize how much you love someone until you try to pick a movie together.”

— Jim Gaffigan

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”

— Jim Carrey

“Everyone wants to be famous until they realize fame means having your worst moments on YouTube forever.”

— John Mulaney

“I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. She said, ‘Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time.’ I said, ‘How about the kitchen?’”

— Henny Youngman