A Touch Of Humor

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

David Letterman

A Touch Of Humor

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”

– Al McGuire

A Touch Of Humor

"In the first place, God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards."  - Mark Twain

A Touch Of Humor

4 Stages Of Life

1) You believe in Santa Claus

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus

3) You are Santa Claus

4) You look like Santa Claus

Author Unknown

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A Touch Of Humor

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Dave Barry

A Touch Of Humor

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Rodney Dangerfield

A Touch Of Humor

Dear Reader: This Is From A Real Taco Company Ad

“Every taco is hand-rolled with exotic Mexican spices by genuine Mayan virgins.

Or, Carlos, depending on who's available.”