A Touch of Humor

 

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."

Tom Clancy (1947 - 2013) (American Novelist and Bestselling Author of Political Thrillers)

A Touch of Humor

 

"A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours."

Milton Berle (1908 - 2002) (American Comedian, Actor, and Television Pioneer)

A Touch of Humor

 

"I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one."

Steven Wright (1955 - ) (American Stand-Up Comedian and Master of Deadpan One-Liners)

A Touch of Humor

 

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977) (Legendary Comedian, Actor, and Master of the Quick Wit)

A Touch of Humor

 

"By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere."

Billy Crystal (1948 - ) (American Comedian, Actor, Writer, and Television Host)

A Touch of Humor

 

I'm from Indiana. I know what you're thinking, Indiana... Mafia. But in Indiana it's not like New York where everyone's like, 'We're from New York and we're the best' or 'We're from Texas and we like things big' it's more like 'We're from Indiana and we're gonna move.'

Jim Gaffigan

A Touch of Humor

 

"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world.... perhaps you've seen it."

— Steven Wright (1955 - ) (Stand-Up Comedian and Master of Deadpan One-Liners)