Thursday, May 26, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 “I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”

― Jerome K. Jerome

Wednesday, May 25, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 “Never memorize something that you can look up.”

― Albert Einstein

Tuesday, May 24, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 “Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”

― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

Monday, May 23, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

― Robert A. Heinlein

Friday, May 20, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. 

- Fran Lebowitz

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Thursday, May 19, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments. 

- Jay Leno

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Wednesday, May 18, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.

 Jerry Seinfeld

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