Thursday, August 11, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

Wednesday, August 10, 2022

A Touch of Humor

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

Tuesday, August 9, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 Why do dogs make terrible dance partners?

– They’ve got two left feet!

Monday, August 8, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Steve Martin

Friday, August 5, 2022

Thursday, August 4, 2022

A Touch of Humor

  “I can’t end my messages with Love, Shaq because the B-52s ruined that for me.”

—Meme attributed to Shaquille O’Neal

Wednesday, August 3, 2022

A Touch of Humor

“If we’re going to pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid.”

—Claire Foster (Tina Fey), Date Night