A Touch of Humor

 

“My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong, and she agrees with me.”

— Milton Berle

A Touch of Humor

 

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

— Groucho Marx

A Touch of Humor

 

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant twice a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music… she goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”

— Henny Youngman

A Touch of Humor

 

“Hotel breakfast buffets are where scrambled eggs go to retire.”

— Jim Gaffigan

A Touch of Humor

 

“Travel teaches you patience, humility, and how to sleep sitting upright.”

— Bill Murray

A Touch of Humor

 

“They tell you to put your oxygen mask on first before helping others. Which is exactly how I treat relationships.”

— Whitney Cummings

A Touch of Humor

 

“Hotel pillows are either rocks or marshmallows.”

— Jim Gaffigan