Friday, June 9, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy. 

Mitch Hedberg


Thursday, June 8, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before. 

Steven Wright

Wednesday, June 7, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 “Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’”

—Anonymous

Tuesday, June 6, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”

—Will Ferrell

Monday, June 5, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. 

Albert Einstein


Friday, June 2, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. 

Rodney Dangerfield


Thursday, June 1, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 “I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”

― Bill Watterson