A Touch Of Humor

Friday, November 16, 2018

The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone’s advice. Eddie Murphy

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz ("Peanuts" creator)

Lego just revealed that they've made too many bricks over the years and have unsold stockpiles in warehouses. So, I think President Trump just found a solution for his border wall. - Jimmy Fallon

“I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.”
― Steve Martin

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield

YouTube is planning a "Karate Kid" series that follows the characters 34 years later. The show is entitled "Ralph Macchio's Mortgage Is Due." - Conan O'Brien