A Touch Of Humor

Thursday, March 27, 2025

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

Steven Wright

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

-Kristen Schaal

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

-Demetri Martin

One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.

- George Carlin

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

- George Burns