A Touch Of Humor

"Space Force and borders. It’s pretty telling that despite the effects of climate change, gun violence, and inadequate healthcare, [President] Trump thinks the biggest threats to America are asylum seekers and Klingons.”

Seth Meyers

A Touch Of Humor

“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.” 
― Steven Wright

A Touch Of Humor

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

Albert Einstein

A Touch Of Humor

“Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.” 
― Dave Barry

A Touch Of Humor

“I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?” 
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

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[BOROWITZ REPORT FICTITIOUS HEADLINE AND STORY]

“COHEN TESTIMONY LEAVES KIM JONG UN DOUBTING WHETHER TRUMP CAN BE TRUSTED”

“At one point, the North Korean dictator turned to us [the media] and said, ‘What kind of lowlife am I dealing with?’ “

Andy Borowitz, The Borowitz Report

A Touch Of Humor

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Steven Wright