A Touch Of Humor

Friday, June 9, 2023

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

Mitch Hedberg

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before.

Steven Wright

“Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’”

—Anonymous

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”

—Will Ferrell

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

Albert Einstein

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

Rodney Dangerfield

“I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.”

― Bill Watterson