A Touch Of Humor

Thursday, August 11, 2022

You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

Why do dogs make terrible dance partners?

– They’ve got two left feet!

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Steve Martin

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick.

“I can’t end my messages with Love, Shaq because the B-52s ruined that for me.”

—Meme attributed to Shaquille O’Neal

“If we’re going to pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid.”

—Claire Foster (Tina Fey), Date Night