A Touch Of Humor

Friday, July 24, 2026

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996) (Humorist and Beloved Chronicler of Family Life)

"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."

Steven Wright (1955 - ) (Master of Deadpan One-Liners)

"The older I get, the better I used to be."

Lee Trevino (1939 - ) (Golf Champion Known for His Wit and Humor)

"The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes."

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) (Author, Humorist, and Lecturer)

"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

Jack Benny (1894 - 1974) (Legendary Comedian, Actor, and Radio Pioneer)

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with."

Spike Milligan (1918 - 2002) (Comedian, Writer, and Actor)

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."

Ann Landers (1918 - 2002) (Advice Columnist and Author)