Friday, September 29, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 "I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."

 - Steven Wright

Thursday, September 28, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 "I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary. She said, 'Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace.' So, I got her nothing."

- Conan O'Brien

Wednesday, September 27, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

-  Ogden Nash

Tuesday, September 26, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. 

- Anthony Burgess

Monday, September 25, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. 

- Clint Eastwood

Friday, September 22, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 

- Jules Renard

Thursday, September 21, 2023

A Touch of Humor

 I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. 

- Paula Poundstone