A Touch Of Humor

Friday, September 25, 2026

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."

Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992) (Author, Scientist, Professor, and Celebrated Wit)

"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap."

Bob Hope (1903 - 2003) (Legendary Comedian, Actor, and Entertainer)

"You're only young once, but you can be immature forever."

Germaine Greer (1939 - ) (Writer, Academic, and Social Commentator)

"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing."

Phyllis Diller (1917 - 2012) (Pioneering Stand-Up Comedian and Actress)

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."

Lily Tomlin (1939 - ) (Comedian, Actress, Writer, and Television Icon)

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

Woody Allen (1935 - ) (Filmmaker, Writer, Actor, and Comedian)

"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children."

Sam Levenson (1911 - 1980) (Humorist, Author, Television Host, and Teacher)