“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
―
Thursday, May 26, 2022
Wednesday, May 25, 2022
Tuesday, May 24, 2022
A Touch of Humor
“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo
Monday, May 23, 2022
A Touch of Humor
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein
Friday, May 20, 2022
A Touch of Humor
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
- Fran Lebowitz
Read more at https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/fran-lebowitz-quotesThursday, May 19, 2022
A Touch of Humor
Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments.
- Jay Leno
Read more at https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/jay-leno-quotesWednesday, May 18, 2022
A Touch of Humor
I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.
Jerry Seinfeld
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