The 4 Stages Of Christmas:
1) You believe in Santa.
2) You don't believe in Santa.
3) You are Santa.
4) You are Santa and beginning to get a tummy to match.
Author Unknown
The 4 Stages Of Christmas:
1) You believe in Santa.
2) You don't believe in Santa.
3) You are Santa.
4) You are Santa and beginning to get a tummy to match.
Author Unknown
Funny Wrong Predictions:
"The Beatles Have No Future In Show Business."
A Decca Records executive to the band’s manager, Brian Epstein, following an audition in 1962. He continued: “We don’t like your boys’ sound. Groups are out. Four-piece groups with guitars, particularly, are finished.”
Funny Wrong Predictions
“Television won’t last because people will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night.” Darryl F. Zanuck, movie producer, studio executive, 20th Century Fox, 1946
Thank you to my friend Nick Miller for sharing this quote with us.
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary.
Knowing his wife loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old brass oil lamp for her. When she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish.
The wife wished for an all expenses paid, first class, around the world cruise with her husband. Shazam! Instantly she was presented with tickets for the entire journey, plus expensive side trips, dinners, shopping, etc.“I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.”
Homer Simpson