A Touch Of Humor

Friday, February 6, 2026

“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”

— Steven Wright

“I’m at the age where I still do stupid things… but slower.”

— Dave Chappelle

“I don’t get no respect. When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.”

— Rodney Dangerfield

“Marriage is a long conversation interrupted by naps.”

— Joan Rivers

“Relationships are about compromise. Mostly mine.”

— Bill Burr

“I don’t need more time. I need fewer opinions.”

— Trevor Noah

“I don’t procrastinate. I strategically delay.”

— Jerry Seinfeld