A Touch Of Humor

Friday, April 10, 2026

“I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.

— Jack Benny

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”

— Bill Gates

“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.”

— Charles Bukowski

“I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.”

— Jim Carrey

“I don’t go crazy—I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.”

— Rita Rudner

“You’re only as good as your last haircut.”

— Fran Lebowitz

“My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.”

— Stewart Francis