Tuesday, March 19, 2019

A Touch Of Humor

"Space Force and borders. It’s pretty telling that despite the effects of climate change, gun violence, and inadequate healthcare, [President] Trump thinks the biggest threats to America are asylum seekers and Klingons.”

Seth Meyers

Monday, March 18, 2019

A Touch Of Humor

“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.” 
― Steven Wright

Thursday, March 14, 2019

A Touch Of Humor

“Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.” 
― Dave Barry

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

A Touch Of Humor

“I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?” 
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

Tuesday, March 12, 2019

A Touch Of Humor

[BOROWITZ REPORT FICTITIOUS HEADLINE AND STORY]

“COHEN TESTIMONY LEAVES KIM JONG UN DOUBTING WHETHER TRUMP CAN BE TRUSTED”

“At one point, the North Korean dictator turned to us [the media] and said, ‘What kind of lowlife am I dealing with?’ “

Andy Borowitz, The Borowitz Report