A Touch Of Humor

Friday, August 14, 2026

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."

Samuel Goldwyn (1879 - 1974) (Film Producer Famous for His Unintentional One-Liners)

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

Steven Wright (1955 - ) (Stand-Up Comedian and Master of Deadpan One-Liners)

"Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes."

Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900) (Playwright, Author, and Master of the Epigram)

"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."

Agatha Christie (1890 - 1976) (Mystery Novelist and Playwright)

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."

Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000) (Cartoonist and Creator of Peanuts)

"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell."

Opie Read (1852 - 1939) (Journalist, Novelist, and Humorist)

"If you can't laugh at yourself, I'd be happy to do it for you."

Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977) (Legendary Comedian, Actor, and Master of the Quick Wit)