A Touch of Humor

 

"I am not young enough to know everything."

Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900) (Irish Playwright, Poet, and Master of the Epigram)

A Touch of Humor

 

"I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year."

Victor Borge (1909 - 2000) (Danish-American Comedian, Pianist, and Musical Humorist)

A Touch of Humor

 

"An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field."

Niels Bohr (1885 - 1962) (Danish Physicist and Nobel Prize Laureate)

A Touch of Humor

 

"A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink."

W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946) (Comedian, Actor, Juggler, and Vaudeville Legend)

A Touch of Humor

 

"I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical."

Arthur C. Clarke (1917 - 2008) (Science Fiction Author, Futurist, and Inventor)

A Touch of Humor

 

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."

Bill Watterson (1958 - ) (Cartoonist, Humorist, and Creator of Calvin and Hobbes)

A Touch of Humor

 

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."

Margaret Mead (1901 - 1978) (Anthropologist, Author, and Social Commentator)