Monday, December 31, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.” 
― Steven Wright

A Touch Of Humor

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Groucho Marx

Thursday, December 27, 2018

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

 Thank you to my friend Tom Brown for sharing this with us.

Monday, December 24, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid. Ricky Gervais (Comedian, Actor, Producer)

Friday, December 21, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

I'm not a member of any organized party. I am a Democrat.

Will Rogers

Thursday, December 20, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. George Carlin

Wednesday, December 19, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the m is silent.

Author Unknown
Thank you to my friend Erika Schlesinger for sharing this.

Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Monday, December 17, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.” 
― Steve Martin

Thursday, December 13, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Rodney Dangerfield

Wednesday, December 12, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your troubles, you wouldn't sit for a month.

Teddy Roosevelt

A Touch Of Humor

I have a new philosophy - I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Charlie Brown (Peanuts Character)

Tuesday, December 11, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

Alaska Airlines might start giving out virtual reality headsets to first-class passengers. Meanwhile, if you're in coach, they just duct tape an in-flight magazine to your forehead.

Jimmy Fallon

Monday, December 10, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.

Abraham Lincoln

Friday, December 7, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party.

Ron White

Thursday, December 6, 2018

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

“The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.” 
― Dave Barry

Tuesday, December 4, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. Groucho Marx

Monday, December 3, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin