- "Can you fly this plane and land it?"
- "Surely you can't be serious."
- "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
“The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat. So people who don’t know what they’re doing, or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self.”
—Joe Fox (Tom Hanks), You’ve Got Mail
“What they could do to make it easier is combine the two, real estate and obituaries: Mr. Klein died today leaving a wife, two children, and a spacious three-bedroom apartment with a wood-burning fireplace.”
—Harry (Billy Crystal), When Harry Met Sally
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
Lenny BruceRead more at https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/lenny-bruce-quotes
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Fran LebowitzRead more at https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/fran-lebowitz-quotes
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
Jerry SeinfeldRead more at https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/jerry-seinfeld-quotes