A lady goes to her parish priest one day and
tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they
only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do
you want to have some fun?'" the woman said embarrassingly.
"That's obscene!" the priest
exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed."
He thought a minute and then said, "You
know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I
have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house
and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach
your parrots to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying
that...that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the lady responded,
"this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots
to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw his two male parrots were
inside their cage, holding their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she
walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After just a couple of seconds, the female
parrots exclaimed out in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to
have some fun?"
There was a stunned silence. Finally, one
male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads
away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"