When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
I think everything must go back to the fact that I had a very anxious childhood. You know, my mother never had time for me. You know, when you’re the middle child in a family of five million, you don’t get any attention. I mean, how is it possible?
Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me to try cauliflower!
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A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
- "He did a great job on that suit. You don't realize how good you look. Do you like it?"
- "It's not K-Mart."- "How could you not like that suit? You look fantastic, Ray? How can you not like that suit?"
"So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama! Hey! How about a little somethin', you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."