I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Rodney DangerfieldRead more at https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/funny-quotes_6
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
Jerry SeinfeldRead more at https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/jerry-seinfeld-quotes
The main problem with writing in verse is, if your fourth line doesn't come out right, you've got to throw four lines away and figure out a whole new way to attack the problem. So the mortality rate is terrific.
- Dr. SeussRead more at https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/dr-seuss-quotes