“Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.”
– Cullen Hightower
“I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.”
The Simpsons, just before leaving on a trip:
Homer: Whoa, this trip is going to cost how much?
Marge: I know it’s expensive but we spend our whole lives worrying about money.
Homer: That’s because we don’t have that much. We have a mortgage, a reverse mortgage, I think the house is owned by the car.
Big news today from the business world ... because Amazon announced that their CEO Jeff Bezos will be stepping down. In his absence, Bezos will be turning over the reins to the company’s long time cloud-computing boss Andy Jassy. In the end, I’m just impressed that the company that delivered my dog food and espresso pads had a more peaceful transfer of power than the United States government.
Coke with Coffee is finally here! Perfect for everyone saying, ‘I wish my refreshing cola made me more jittery. Yeah, sure, I’ve got the heart rate of a hummingbird and the blood pressure of a pneumatic jack, but I don’t quite feel like I could flip a minivan.’