A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
Mitch HedbergRead more at https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/mitch-hedberg-quotes
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George CarlinRead more at https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/george-carlin-quotes
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.