Monday, January 31, 2022

A Touch Of Humor

And if you are in an area that is getting slammed by snow, just remember, there are kids in Miami who never get any snow. So do a good deed and mail some of it to them.

Trevor Noah

Friday, January 28, 2022

Thursday, January 27, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

 George Carlin

Wednesday, January 26, 2022

Tuesday, January 25, 2022

Monday, January 24, 2022

Friday, January 21, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. 

Fred Allen


Thursday, January 20, 2022

A Touch of Humor

My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'. 

Jim Carrey


Wednesday, January 19, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

Carl Sagan

Tuesday, January 18, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

Charles Schulz

Monday, January 17, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: ‘Duh.’

Conan O’Brien

Friday, January 14, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Charles M. Schulz

Thursday, January 13, 2022

A Touch Of Humor

 My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Caroline Rhea

Wednesday, January 12, 2022

A Touch Of Humor

I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.

Arthur C. Clarke

Tuesday, January 11, 2022

A Touch Of Humor

 The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein

Monday, January 10, 2022

A Touch Of Humor

 I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.

Mitch Hedberg

Friday, January 7, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

Paul R. Ehrlich

Thursday, January 6, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

George Carlin

Wednesday, January 5, 2022

A Touch Of Humor

 We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

Phyllis Diller

Tuesday, January 4, 2022

A Touch Of Humor

 As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.

Norm Crosby

Monday, January 3, 2022

A Touch Of Humor

 It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

Navjot Singh Sidhu