Doritos has launched a new flavor called 'Twisted Lime,' despite promising back in 2016 not to release any new flavors in the last year of a president's term.
New Rule: The veterinarians at a Polish zoo who say they’ve been conducting a study of the stress relieving affect of marijuana on elephants have to admit what really happened. You’re high and someone said, ‘let’s get the elephants stoned’ and you did!
As CBD (marijuana) continues to become more and more popular, an unlikely celebrity has launched her own line. That’s right, Martha Stewart is launching her own CBD line. Even crazier, Snoop Dogg is launching his own line of table cloths and pie tins.
Here’s your Quarantine Tip of the day: Now that movie theaters are starting to open up again, you gotta stay safe. So please, make sure to get the extra large popcorn, the extra large candy and the extra large drink. Covid can’t get you if diabetes kills you first!
A Urologist's office teleconferenceMy Urologist's office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the coronavirus. One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctor's tell you to get, and because they're shutdown too.
Simply go outside and pee on the front lawn.
If ant's gather: DIABETES.
If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE.
If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL.
If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS.
If you return to your house with your unit outside your pants: