Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there’s nothing you like. And then, as luck would have it, the next week you find two that are perfect, but you don’t have the money to buy both.
Know who really needs a vaccine? Everybody, especially the cruise ship industry. They were one of the first industries to be completely shut down by the coronavirus. But now Royal Caribbean is back! They’ve launched a socially distanced, ultra sanitized experience they’re calling the ‘Covid-secure cruise.’ That is great news! Now the only disease you can get on a cruise is all the other ones.
A new survey found that this year 1 in 5 Americans have gotten hurt putting up their Christmas tree. How annoying is that for overrun hospitals. It’s like, make room, this dummy fell on a Christmas tree. One patient was like, ‘is it bad?’ The doctor was like, ‘well, I’m a proctologist so you tell me.’