Monday, October 31, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. 

-Abraham Lincoln


Friday, October 28, 2022

Thursday, October 27, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

Ron White

Wednesday, October 26, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.”

― Rodney Dangerfield

Tuesday, October 25, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 “Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”

― Yogi Berra, When You Come to a Fork in the Road, Take It!: Inspiration and Wisdom from One of Baseball's Greatest Heroes

Monday, October 24, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.

Franklin Jones

Friday, October 21, 2022

A Touch of Humor

This is not a book that should be tossed lightly aside. It should be hurled with great force 

- Dorothy Parker.

Thursday, October 20, 2022

A Touch of Humor

Ordinarily he is insane. But he has lucid moments when he is only stupid 

- Heinrich Heine

Wednesday, October 19, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?

 - David Letterman.

Tuesday, October 18, 2022

A Touch of Humor

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.

– Rita Mae Brown

Monday, October 17, 2022

A touch of Humor

 If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough 

- Mario Andretti.

Friday, October 14, 2022

A Touch of Humor

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby

 - Natalie Wood.

Thursday, October 13, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience 

- George Bernard Shaw

Wednesday, October 12, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 “If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?”

 – Albert Einstein.

Tuesday, October 11, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school 

- George Bernard Shaw.

Monday, October 10, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way

 – Henny Youngman.

Friday, October 7, 2022

A Touch of Humor

Am I perfect? No. But am I striving to be a better person every day? Also no.

Author Unknown

Thursday, October 6, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.

 Bill Murray

Wednesday, October 5, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success? 

Jerry Seinfeld

Tuesday, October 4, 2022

A Touch of Humor

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

 Will Rogers

Monday, October 3, 2022

A Touch of Humor

 A fool and his money never should have got together in the first place.

Michael Douglas, Wall Street