And if you are in an area that is getting slammed by snow, just remember, there are kids in Miami who never get any snow. So do a good deed and mail some of it to them.
Trevor Noah
Monday, January 31, 2022
Friday, January 28, 2022
A Touch of Humor
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Thursday, January 27, 2022
A Touch of Humor
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Wednesday, January 26, 2022
Tuesday, January 25, 2022
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Friday, January 21, 2022
A Touch of Humor
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen
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A Touch of Humor
My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.
Jim Carrey
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Wednesday, January 19, 2022
A Touch of Humor
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
Carl Sagan
Tuesday, January 18, 2022
A Touch of Humor
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Charles Schulz
Monday, January 17, 2022
A Touch of Humor
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: ‘Duh.’
Conan O’Brien
Friday, January 14, 2022
A Touch of Humor
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles M. Schulz
Thursday, January 13, 2022
Wednesday, January 12, 2022
A Touch Of Humor
I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.
Arthur C. Clarke
Tuesday, January 11, 2022
A Touch Of Humor
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
Monday, January 10, 2022
A Touch Of Humor
I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.
Mitch Hedberg
Friday, January 7, 2022
Thursday, January 6, 2022
A Touch of Humor
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
George Carlin
Wednesday, January 5, 2022
A Touch Of Humor
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller
Tuesday, January 4, 2022
A Touch Of Humor
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
Norm Crosby
Monday, January 3, 2022
A Touch Of Humor
It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
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