A Touch Of Humor

Note To Readers: This joke from my friend Ben Haney is too long to publish for subscribers, but I laughed aloud in reading it and I think you will as well. Dick

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.  

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. 

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. 

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. 

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. 

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' 

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'