Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
George Bernard Shaw
Wednesday, January 31, 2018
Tuesday, January 30, 2018
A Touch Of Humor
- A man broke a Guinness world
record by walking barefoot on a 120-foot path of loose Legos. This beats
the old record set by every dad getting up to use the bathroom at night. - Jimmy Fallon
Monday, January 29, 2018
A Touch Of Humor
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?
Scott Adams (“Dilbert” Creator)
Scott Adams (“Dilbert” Creator)
Friday, January 26, 2018
Thursday, January 25, 2018
A Touch Of Humor
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'
Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
Wednesday, January 24, 2018
A Touch Of Humor
In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."
Robin Williams
Tuesday, January 23, 2018
A Touch Of Humor
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Monday, January 22, 2018
A Touch Of Humor
Strange medical news from Pakistan. A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. ... In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.
Craig Kilborn
Craig Kilborn
Friday, January 19, 2018
A Touch Of Humor
- During a political protest on Capitol Hill today, 82 rabbis were arrested. It’s the first time D.C. police have dispersed a crowd by spraying them with bacon bits. - Conan O’Brien
Thursday, January 18, 2018
Wednesday, January 17, 2018
A Touch Of Humor
- On Saturday the word s***hole was projected on to Trump’s D.C. hotel. It got even worse when Motel 6 sued them for copyright infringement. - Jimmy Fallon
Tuesday, January 16, 2018
A Touch Of Humor
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz ("Peanuts" creator)
Charles M. Schulz ("Peanuts" creator)
Monday, January 15, 2018
Friday, January 12, 2018
A Touch Of Humor
- I saw that Princess Charlotte went to her first day of nursery school yesterday. It was a little intimidating for the other kids – like for "Show and Tell," she brought Scotland. - Jimmy Fallon
Thursday, January 11, 2018
A Touch Of Humor
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
Emo Philips
Wednesday, January 10, 2018
A Touch Of Humor
- This is our first show of the
New Year after the holidays. We’re very happy to be back. We actually
would have come back last week but marijuana was just legalized here in
California so … you know. James Corden
Tuesday, January 9, 2018
Monday, January 8, 2018
A Touch Of Humor
When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I'm always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'
Sydney J. Harris
Sydney J. Harris
Friday, January 5, 2018
A Touch Of Humor
It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
Navjot Singh Sidhu
Thursday, January 4, 2018
A Touch Of Humor
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
Wednesday, January 3, 2018
Tuesday, January 2, 2018
A Touch Of Humor
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Monday, January 1, 2018
A Touch Of Humor
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln
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