[A 98-year-old man at the DMV with his great-granddaughters, renewing his license] He goes, "Girls, did you mark me down as a donor?"
Oh, that's a real old heart. Who draws the short straw on that operation. Oh, good news Bob! We found you a heart! Ah, bad news, you got two years to live.
Mary Mack
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