A Touch Of Humor: March 2026

Friday, March 6, 2026

“They tell you to put your oxygen mask on first before helping others. Which is exactly how I treat relationships.”

— Whitney Cummings

“Hotel pillows are either rocks or marshmallows.”

— Jim Gaffigan

“Nothing bonds strangers like complaining about traffic.”

— Wanda Sykes

“Couples don’t fight. They just passionately explain why they’re right.”

— Bill Burr

“Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.”

— Ralph Waldo Emerson