“I don’t need more time. I need fewer opinions.”
— Trevor Noah
“I don’t procrastinate. I strategically delay.”
— Jerry Seinfeld
“Every meeting could’ve been an email. Including this sentence.”
— Conan O’Brien
“I organize things so I can ignore them efficiently.”
— Ellen DeGeneres
“I’m not late. I’m on my own schedule.”
— George Carlin
