A Touch Of Humor

Monday, March 9, 2026

“Hotel breakfast buffets are where scrambled eggs go to retire.”

— Jim Gaffigan

“Travel teaches you patience, humility, and how to sleep sitting upright.”

— Bill Murray

“They tell you to put your oxygen mask on first before helping others. Which is exactly how I treat relationships.”

— Whitney Cummings

“Hotel pillows are either rocks or marshmallows.”

— Jim Gaffigan

“Nothing bonds strangers like complaining about traffic.”

— Wanda Sykes

“Couples don’t fight. They just passionately explain why they’re right.”

— Bill Burr

“Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.”

— Ralph Waldo Emerson