A Touch of Humor

 

“I like nonsense—it wakes up the brain cells.”

— Dr. Seuss

A Touch of Humor

 

“I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop being idiots.”

— Bill Burr

A Touch of Humor

 

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

— Dalai Lama

A Touch of Humor

 

“All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.”

— Red Skelton

A Touch of Humor

 

“My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong, and she agrees with me.”

— Milton Berle

A Touch of Humor

 

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

— Groucho Marx

A Touch of Humor

 

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant twice a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music… she goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”

— Henny Youngman