Friday, August 6, 2021

A Touch of Humor

 One-liners about food

  • A lot of people cry when they're cutting onions. The secret is not to form an emotional bond.
  • I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
  • Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
  • A boiled egg is hard to beat.

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