Wednesday, August 4, 2021

A Touch Of Humor

 One-liners about relationships

  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
  • I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
  • My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
  • Last night my girlfriend and I watched three movies back-to-back. Luckily, I was the one facing the TV.

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