Thursday, August 5, 2021

A Touch of Humor

 One-liners about sports

  • I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  • It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
  • The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
  • Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?
  • When I get a dog, I'm going to name him Five-Miles so I can say I walk five miles every day.

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