A Touch Of Humor

Tuesday, February 3, 2026

“Marriage is a long conversation interrupted by naps.”

— Joan Rivers

“Relationships are about compromise. Mostly mine.”

— Bill Burr

“I don’t need more time. I need fewer opinions.”

— Trevor Noah

“I don’t procrastinate. I strategically delay.”

— Jerry Seinfeld

“Every meeting could’ve been an email. Including this sentence.”

— Conan O’Brien

“I organize things so I can ignore them efficiently.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

“I’m not late. I’m on my own schedule.”

— George Carlin