The Princeton Review recently named Syracuse University America’s number one party school. Said people at Syracuse, “This is a school?”
Seth Meyers
Friday, August 9, 2019
Thursday, August 8, 2019
A Touch Of Humor
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
George Carlin
George Carlin
Wednesday, August 7, 2019
A Touch Of Humor
Trevor Noah on being a comedian: "If this comedy thing doesn't work out, I've always got poverty to fall back on."
Tuesday, August 6, 2019
A Touch Of Humor
“It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.”
Monday, August 5, 2019
A Touch Of Humor
Dear Abby: Our son married a girl when he was in the service. They were married in February and she had an 8 1/2-pound baby girl in August. She said the baby was premature. Can an 8 1/2-pound baby be this premature? —Wanting to Know
Dear Wanting: The baby was on time. The wedding was late. Forget it.
Dear Wanting: The baby was on time. The wedding was late. Forget it.
Friday, August 2, 2019
A Touch Of Humor
“Americans are incredibly inpatient. Someone once said that the shortest period of time in America is the time between when the light turns green and when you hear the first horn honk.”
Thursday, August 1, 2019
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