A Touch Of Humor

For the rich there’s THERAPY.

For the rest of us there’s CHOCOLATE.

Author Unknown

A Touch Of Humor

“New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means once we open the bag, there’s no stopping us until we’re licking stray bits of powdered cheese off the carpet. So stop trying to give us nutritional information based on a fraction of the package. It assumes a talent for two things that we’re really not capable of: restraint and math.” 
― Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

A Touch Of Humor

“When did ignorance become a point of view?” 
― Scott Adams (Bestselling Comedy Writer, Creator of the Dilbert comic strip)

A Touch Of Humor

"The number of households that own a television set is down for the first time since they started the survey. This is America! The only excuse for not having a TV in your home is, you’re too fat to fit into Best Buy to get one.”

Jimmy Kimmel

A Touch Of Humor

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.

Homer Simpson

A Touch Of Humor

When you play spin the bottle if they don't want to kiss you, they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time I was twelve years old, I owned my own home.

Phyllis Diller

A Touch Of Humor

“A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.” 
― George Bernard Shaw