“Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.”
—Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen), Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear
Tuesday, March 9, 2021
Monday, March 8, 2021
A Touch Of Humor
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
– Steven Wright
Friday, March 5, 2021
A Touch Of Humor
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.”
—Mark Twain
Thursday, March 4, 2021
A Touch Of Humor
Funny Wrong Predictions
"The telephone has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication."
William Orton, president of Western Union, in 1876, when Alexander Graham Bell tried to sell the company his invention.
Wednesday, March 3, 2021
A Touch Of Humor
Well here’s some good news: This year the Girl Scouts are teaming up with GrubHub for contactless cookie delivery. And in a related story, 8-year-old Anna Washington just passed Elon Musk to become the richest person in the world.
Jimmy Fallon
Tuesday, March 2, 2021
A Touch Of Humor
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.”
Homer Simpson
Monday, March 1, 2021
A Touch Of Humor
You gotta think positive, you gotta think outside the box. For example, I celebrate Halloween in August. Cause when you show up at someone's house at night wearing a mask in August, you get better stuff.
Karen Rontowski
Karen Rontowski
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