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Funny Wrong Predictions

"There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance."

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, 2007

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Funny Wrong Predictions:

"The horse is here to stay but the automobile is only a novelty - a fad."

The president of the Michigan Savings Bank advising Henry Ford's lawyer not to invest in the Ford Motor Co., 1903

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Husbands are the best people to share your secrets with.

They'll never tell anyone because they aren't even listening.

Author Unknown

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I saw that Nestlé is recalling more than 762,000 pounds of Pepperoni Hot Pockets over concerns that they may have pieces of glass or plastic inside of them. Right now customers are [deciding between] Pepperoni Hot Pockets filled with glass and plastic or Spinach Artichoke Lean Pockets [saying to themselves] ‘I mean, how much glass and plastic could it be?’ 

This pretty much sums up the crazy times. You survive Covid but then you’re killed by Hot Pockets.  

Jimmy Fallon 

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Mercedes-Benz announced that it will introduce an electric sedan with a mammoth, pillar to pillar, 56 inch touchscreen which Mercedes calls the ‘Hyper Screen.’ Because the term Collision Generator 9000 was already taken.

Stephen Colbert

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  “The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.”

—Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick), Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

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