Thursday, September 3, 2026

A Touch of Humor

 






"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."

Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004) (Stand-Up Legend and Master of Self-Deprecating Humor)

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

A Touch of Humor

 






"The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off."

Abe Lemons (1922 - 2002) (Basketball Coach and Celebrated Sports Wit)

Tuesday, September 1, 2026

A Touch of Humor

 






"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) (Author, Humorist, and Celebrated American Wit)