"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004) (Stand-Up Legend and Master of Self-Deprecating Humor)
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004) (Stand-Up Legend and Master of Self-Deprecating Humor)
"The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off."
Abe Lemons (1922 - 2002) (Basketball Coach and Celebrated Sports Wit)
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) (Author, Humorist, and Celebrated American Wit)