Wednesday, August 8, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

  • The New York Mets suffered their worst loss in franchise history last night losing to the Washington Nationals 25-4. It was so bad that even the ceremonial first pitch was hit for a triple. - Seth Meyers

Tuesday, August 7, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor. Elayne Boosler

Monday, August 6, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

    Some big news here in California: The state’s Supreme Court just blocked an initiative asking people to vote on whether California should be split into three separate states. It’s no coincidence that this proposal came right after the state legalized weed. “Dude, what if California was like... three Californias?” 

    - James Corden

A Touch Of Humor

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

Jerry Seinfeld

Friday, August 3, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

Scientists in Canada are working to create the world's first beer brewed entirely from cannabis. Scientists say they've been working tirelessly from morning to mid-morning.

Seth Meyers

Thursday, August 2, 2018

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

A Touch Of Humor

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.

Bill Murray