A Touch Of Humor

• Omarosa's new book "Unhinged" is out. And it's already an Amazon best-seller. That's just because Trump frantically bought up all the copies so no one can read it. - Jimmy Fallon

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• After a large parrot escaped from its London home, a firefighter attempted to rescue the bird off a nearby roof. Apparently the bird's owner told the firefighter to go up there and say, "I love you." And the parrot responded with “[bleep] off.” Although the story does have a happy ending. The parrot has just been hired as Donald Trump's new press secretary. - James Corden

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[President Donald Trump's new Space Force]  We finally learned about the Space Force chain of command. According to Trump, it’ll go, “E.T., Yoda, then Groot.” - Jimmy Fallon

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“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz ("Peanuts" creator)

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• Following the launch of his own charter school, nearly 14,000 people have signed an online petition to make LeBron James the secretary of education, even though we already have one. "Who is it now?” asked Betsy DeVos.  - Seth Meyers

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• A man in Florida was recently arrested after running into a liquor store with an alligator and chasing people who were shopping there. I'm just going to say it: This emotional support animal thing has officially gone too far. - James Corden

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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield