“I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.”
—Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), Finding Dory
Wednesday, February 9, 2022
Tuesday, February 8, 2022
A Touch of Humor
“Does it disturb anyone else that ‘The Los Angeles Angels’ baseball team translates directly to ‘The The Angels Angels’?”
—Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Monday, February 7, 2022
A Touch of Humor
“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring:
‘How to Build a Boat.’”
—Steven Wright
Friday, February 4, 2022
A Touch of Wisdom
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
Lenny Bruce
Read more at https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/lenny-bruce-quotesThursday, February 3, 2022
A Touch of Humor
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Fran Lebowitz
Read more at https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/fran-lebowitz-quotesWednesday, February 2, 2022
A Touch of Humor
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
Jerry Seinfeld
Read more at https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/jerry-seinfeld-quotesTuesday, February 1, 2022
A Touch of Humor
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.
Larry David
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