A Touch of Humor

 One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.

- George Carlin

A Touch of Humor

 By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

 - George Burns 

A Touch of Humor

 

A Touch of Humor

 

A Touch of Humor

From the New York Times: A bill introduced in the House and Senate would prevent hedge funds from owning single-family houses in the United States.
They’ll still be allowed to own individual congresspersons and senators but they have to buy them one at a time.

A Touch of Humor

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Steven Wright

A Touch of Humor

 A thief brandishing a silver handgun stole $60,000 from a Whole Foods in Manhattan. $60,000, or as the manager of Whole Foods called it, a bag of heirloom tomatoes.