SAVE THE EARTH, IT’S THE ONLY PLANET WITH CHOCOLATE.
Author Unknown. From my friend Tom Brown’s Facebook Page
Tuesday, March 10, 2020
Monday, March 9, 2020
A Touch Of Humor
An Ohio man is attempting to break a world record by drinking only beer during Lent. If you’re wondering what he’s giving up, I’m guessing custody.
Seth Meyers
Seth Meyers
Friday, March 6, 2020
A Touch Of Humor
Sleeping bags on the floor, a roaring fire. It'll be just like the time they kicked me out of the sporting goods store.
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
A Touch Of Humor
Let me tell you how bad my day was. My kids were so bad at Walmart today, I actually pulled a fly swatter off the shelf and I spanked them. And just as the fly swatter hit their little butts I thought - I don't have kids.
Karen Rontowski
Karen Rontowski
Wednesday, March 4, 2020
A Touch Of Humor
"Catholics and other Christians are against abortions and they're against homosexuality. Well who has less abortions than homosexuals? Leave these f**king people alone for Christ's sake. Here is an entire class of people guaranteed never to have an abortion." -- George Carlin
Tuesday, March 3, 2020
A Touch Of Humor
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Monday, March 2, 2020
A Touch Of Humor
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
Steven Wright
Steven Wright
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