A Touch Of Humor

My wife and I are trying to be pretty healthy. Last year we decided to go gluten free, because we like food but we wanted to pay more for it.

Drew Barth

A Touch Of Humor

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

Elayne Boosler

A Touch Of Humor

"Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."  -- Mark Twain

A Touch Of Humor

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

Dave Barry

A Touch Of Humor

"Well, I learned a lot...I went down to (Latin America) to find out from them and (learn) their views. You'd be surprised. They're all individual countries."

—President Ronald Reagan

A Touch Of Humor

SAVE THE EARTH, IT’S THE ONLY PLANET WITH CHOCOLATE.

Author Unknown. From my friend Tom Brown’s Facebook Page

A Touch Of Humor

An Ohio man is attempting to break a world record by drinking only beer during Lent. If you’re wondering what he’s giving up, I’m guessing custody.

Seth Meyers