Tuesday, February 9, 2021

A Touch Of Humor

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."

 ~Lucille Ball (1911 - 1989) (Actress, Comedian, Movie Studio President)

Humor from sister Lorrie Kazan's Prosperity Meditation

Monday, February 8, 2021

A Touch Of Humor

Big news today from the business world ... because Amazon announced that their CEO Jeff Bezos will be stepping down. In his absence, Bezos will be turning over the reins to the company’s long time cloud-computing boss Andy Jassy. In the end, I’m just impressed that the company that delivered my dog food and espresso pads had a more peaceful transfer of power than the United States government. 

Stephen Colbert 

Friday, February 5, 2021

A Touch Of Humor

Funny Wrong Predictions

"Remote shopping, while entirely feasible, will flop."

Time magazine, 1966

Thursday, February 4, 2021

A Touch Of Humor

Food for thought ...

Wouldn't it be ironic if Popeye's Chicken was fried in Olive Oil.

Author Unknown

Wednesday, February 3, 2021

A Touch Of Humor

43-year-old Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady will be the oldest player to play in the Super Bowl. Though he will still be the youngest person in Tampa. 

Seth Meyers 

Tuesday, February 2, 2021

A Touch Of Humor

It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

 - Homer Simpson

Monday, February 1, 2021

A Touch Of Humor

Coke with Coffee is finally here! Perfect for everyone saying, ‘I wish my refreshing cola made me more jittery. Yeah, sure, I’ve got the heart rate of a hummingbird and the blood pressure of a pneumatic jack, but I don’t quite feel like I could flip a minivan.’

Stephen Colbert